I guess you're stuck here now...

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I guess you're stuck here now...

Hella Fucking Lesbian (self declared). What else is there? I guess you'll have to find out yourself...

bundibird

I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.

This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?

In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:

On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.

You're welcome. Now get reblogging.

cryptidcola

cryptidcola

chuutoro

the queen is dead: an internet round-up (plus: argentinian journalist celebrates her death)

deppartesuoh

old art in honor of the birthday guy :]

pitviperofdoom

highlandvalley

Best of favorite dance moves 💃🕺
via @ Ed People on Youtube
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1560874626380857344

ironwoman359

You’re crying from the dancing video?

The inherent human experience of expressing joy through music and dance across hundreds of cultures and millions of peoples lives and families and those people sharing those dances with a stranger who asked nicely demonstrating the good and beauty of humanity got to me, alright?

manywinged

aragun

You have my gun

legunlas

And my gun

gunli

And my gun!

evilwriter37

notabled-noodle

physically disabled people 🤝 mentally disabled people

deserving all the support, accommodations, and healthcare that they need

manywinged

evilvillain123456789

I’m sorry that you apparently felt “tortured” by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it’s clearly a source of pain in your life.

thefloatingstone

theocseason4

bug-boness

HELLO???????

theninjawrites

m1nktank

who the hell is asgore

manywinged

moveslikekeithrichards

seeing names/words on license plates fills me with inexplicable glee ill pass by a car that says like. mildred. & just start screaming

moveslikekeithrichards

one time i was behind a car with a plate that said like luvbug or some shit & i was like Oh Fuck Yes & then on the way home i somehow wound up behind the Same Car & i was like oh my god oh jesus christ yes. once i saw a plate that said PROTEIN & i almost crashed my car

beast-glatisant

I saw this one a while ago:

the-frozen-city

Oh I have SO many of these!!!! Virginia has the highest number of vanity tags in the US and I have SO much proof.

(These are all photos I personally took, except one which I’ll mention)

Here’s one of my personal faves, could not agree more:

Then we got this one, I did not see the person who owns this car but I feel like I know what they’re like:

(note, my brother insisted that this could also read Dark Nigel, which is way funnier to be fair)

I saw all four of these in the parking lot of the grocery store all near one another:

Some of the plates have symbols or letters on the plate itself that they use like these:

(I didn’t take the one on the right, but! The person w this car used to live in my neighborhood, I think I remember correctly that the dmv made them change it?)

Which. Hilarious considering this:

I hit image limit hold on I’m gonna reblog this reblog

the-frozen-city

Idk if you know, but Virginia has plates based on the no step on snek flag, and. The people who have those plates are almost always bad drivers, and many of them have hilarious vanity tags like:

Here are more of my faves:

You got:

TRANS: all-star. Trans rights. Love u

LYL BITZ: something I still say to myself for no reason. Lil bitz. So true.

1 IN TEN: mysterious. What does it mean?? There was nothing else on the car, no bumper stickers or cricut vinyl url on the car or anything. It haunts me a little

CRSSWRD: I also love crossword puzzles. Love this energy for you, whoever you are.

THICCC: self explanatory. I hope whoever this thiccc bihhh is, they’re having a great day.

DRMAQUN: I have so many questions. Why is there a fox hunting plate? Why did they PICK the fox hunting plate?? I too am a drama queen tho, love it.

FISH LAW: I desperately hope this person is a fish lawyer. I don’t know what that means exactly, but I know it amuses me.

BRONY: self explanatory. This was parked outside a GameStop. I respect the hustle, I assume it was not easy to get this canon plate

Okay I hit image limit again, I’m only gonna post two more but they’re my favorites

the-frozen-city

Okay so. This tag. I saw this person at the gas station. The tag did not prepare me for the person who got out of this car. He looked like the Wes Anderson platonic ideal of the devil. He was wearing a red suit, a suede like fabric? A darker red shirt, super skinny black tie. The tiniest black circle frame sunglasses that still did absolutely cover his eyes. He had. I am not joking, a van dyke, pointy tip on the goatee and waxed moustache ends and all. I did not take a photo of him because 1) that’s an invasion of privacy too far 2) he would have taken me back to Hell Which Is Real And Where He Lives with him.